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06 March 2010 @ 08:35 pm
Five Times Meme Ficlet  
Here's the first of the Five Times meme ficlets, luscious_words asked for "Five times Methos wanted to give someone a Gibbs lovetap (smack on the back of the head) but didn't". Not sure if this is what you were thinking of, and I'm sorry there's not more to it but here it is.

As usual, nothing belongs to me.

Five times Methos wanted to Gibbs someone but didn't.

The first time Methos had witnessed Gibbs smack someone upside of the head he had to stifle a laugh, firstly because it was Richie on the receiving end and secondly because it was a marvellous and inventive way of disciplining someone. The first person Methos had the urge to apply a ‘Gibbs’ to was coincidentally also Richie. The young Immortal was prattling on about something completely inconsequential and it was only the distraction of the arrival of MacLeod that saved Richie from a headache.

The second time, Duncan was himself the subject of Methos’ ire, about to yet again put his life on the line for whichever woman had batted her eyelashes at him this week and sent him on some fool’s errand. Methos had actually felt his hand rising, almost of its own accord, but had stopped himself in time. It was neither the time nor place to explain the subtleties of a Gibbs to MacLeod.

Nick Wolfe almost received one for being an idiot with regards to Amanda. But then Methos realised that based on that criteria he’d have to slap an awful lot of men, himself included.

Joe only narrowly avoided receiving a Gibbs when he finally forced Methos to pay his tab. If the Watcher hadn’t bent over at precisely the right moment then Methos’ hand would have connected. Since Joe reappeared holding a crate of Methos’ favourite ale, the Old Man decided he’d learned his lesson anyway.

Methos almost gave himself one when he broke his cardinal rule and got involved. But then he always did find it hard to say no to Abby Sciuto.
 
 
 
layla_aaron: Sexy goth girl Abby (me)luscious_words on March 6th, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO...Perfect!!!

Methos almost gave himself one when he broke his cardinal rule and got involved. But then he always did find it hard to say no to Abby Sciuto. My favorite! This is so great.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: abbeyidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
Thank you, glad you liked! :)
layla_aaron: Abby strikes forensic gold (me)luscious_words on March 10th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
The question is if anyone can really say no to Abby. :D
But, I don't want to be a pie,: abbeyidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:57 pm (UTC)
*snorfle*

I certainly can't :)
layla_aaron: Abby's Pigtails ~ NCISluscious_words on March 10th, 2010 05:58 pm (UTC)
LOL, exactly. *G* I have a few ideas for the HL/NCIS crossover I never got finished for that ficathon. :( Ah well, perhaps someday...
Black Rook: cutiegrachonok on March 7th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC)
Marvellous!!!! So true, espesially about Amanda and Abby!:)
But, I don't want to be a pie,: amandaidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks hon :)
bugeyedmonsterbugeyedmonster on March 7th, 2010 05:14 am (UTC)
Now I'm wondering about Methos and Abby... more of Methos and Abby, please?

I love the comment about Nick and Amanda. lol! I'm sure Amanda prides herself on her ability to cause men to behave like idiots.

Now to whom did Methos give a Gibbs lovetap? And did Gibbs see that or not? Or can you imagine both Gibbs and Methos giving Richie headslaps?

Anyway, enjoyed this little bit.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: abbeyidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

LOL I have a perfect mental image of Gibbs and Methos giving Richie one at the same time XD

Methos and Abby may happen but definitely not yet I have way too many stories on the go as it is!
The other Weird Al: NCIS - Abbyaeron_lanart on March 7th, 2010 07:46 pm (UTC)
Hee.

Methos and Abby? Yes please.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: abbeyidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:22 pm (UTC)
Not you too!

Methos and Susan first. Then we'll see. ;)
Rhi: don't shootvipersweb on March 7th, 2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
cute! I can see each of those situations happening, too.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: painty methosidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)
jolinar_rosha: Trip smilingjolinar_rosha on March 10th, 2010 04:42 pm (UTC)
I'll simply join with those that wish for more of Methos and Abby, because seriously, that should make for some amazing fun.
:D
But, I don't want to be a pie,: abbeyidontlikegravy on March 10th, 2010 05:24 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't it though? But I really have to write more Discworld before I even contemplate anything new.

Thanks for commenting :)
major_strifemajor_strife on April 25th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Funny, I had a beautiful
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Funny, I had a beautiful <le sigh!> mental image of Methos tapping Richie as soon as I read the title, then I clicked the cut and was gifted with with this wonderfully amusing ficlet. Gibbs and Richie, lmao.