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17 January 2008 @ 05:45 pm
Torchwood Fic  
This is just something that popped into my brain late last night, a fic response to the episode if you will. Definite spoilers so don't read if you didn't watch. :)

Un-beta'd so any and all comments please.

In a bar on the Boeshane peninsula, Captain John Hart stood and faced the door. He’d received a message a few minutes earlier, so he knew exactly who was walking through it. Captain Jack Harkness strolled through, and the two faced each other as they had in that Cardiff pub.
 
“I figured I’d find you here,” Jack said with a smile.
 
“What do you want Harkness? If that’s the alias you’re still using.”
 
“It is. John.”
 
“Cute. What do you want? Come to punish me for hurting your little friends?” John asked, almost hopeful.
 
“Torchwood and Earth are long gone, I got here the long way round. The human race has moved out to the stars, and I thought I might take you up on that offer of yours.” Jack replied with a kilowatt smile for good measure.
 
“Who says that offer’s still good?” John replied coyly, though the glint in his eye said otherwise.
 
“Oh please, as far as you’re concerned it was only made yesterday.”
 
“And for you?”
 
“Couple of thousand years. Would you be happy with an older man?” Jack asked, stepping forward so that he was in touching distance from John.
 
“If he looked as good as you. Mind you, few grey hairs, couple of wrinkles…” John replied with a wry smile.
 
“Cute.”
 
“You’re not much better at the seduction routine than me,” John observed.
 
“How about this then,” Jack said in a low voice, leaning in to whisper in John’s ear, “You’re addicted to murder. I can’t die.”
 
“Kinky. I like it.”
 
 
 
 
The other Weird Al: Torchwood - Jackaeron_lanart on January 17th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
Ha! Kinky indeed. Evil woman. And I think it might be Boeshane but that's just splitting hairs and not terribly important.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: evil giraffeidontlikegravy on January 17th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
*eg*

You're probably right, split away. :)

I've got another bunny nibbling away, but seeing as he'll be back later in the series I'll wait until that airs because I don't want to clash with canon if it's avoidable.
she who is the teller of tales: spike - lonelyl_devil on January 17th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
Nifty! And kinky!

And I still can't watch him and not think 'Spike!'. It's all very sad. But this made me smile. :)
But, I don't want to be a pie,: slashtasticidontlikegravy on January 17th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)

Yeah, it was kinda difficult, especially as Captain John was so like Spike in some ways. Talking of which, watch this space - some very cracktastic bunnies have been nibbling and I don't think I'm able to ignore them *grin*

Edited at 2008-01-17 11:09 pm (UTC)
But, I don't want to be a pie,: slashtasticidontlikegravy on January 17th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
I've just realised that the picture I made this icon from didn't come from last nights ep. So not only is he back (as we saw in the teaser) but clearly he'll snog him again.
most excellently twistedfanbot on January 21st, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
Oh my!
You know... that thought had crossed my mind, too.
But, I don't want to be a pie,: slashtasticidontlikegravy on January 21st, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I'm not the only one :)
But, I don't want to be a pie,: headdeskidontlikegravy on January 21st, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Just realised what an idiot I am. The fic I originally pointed you to is now unlocked if you care to take a gander.

Edited at 2008-01-21 06:20 pm (UTC)
LauraB1: Jack 1913laurab1 on January 25th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
Ha! I like that :)
But, I don't want to be a pie,: captain my captainidontlikegravy on January 25th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)

You may wish to also peruse this (if you haven't already)

Edited at 2008-01-25 04:33 pm (UTC)
spikeNdru: Captains_KKBB 01 by lidispikendru on August 7th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
“How about this then,” Jack said in a low voice, leaning in to whisper in John’s ear, “You’re addicted to murder. I can’t die.”


Now that's my kind of kinky! Hee! Loved this!
But, I don't want to be a pie,: slashtasticidontlikegravy on August 11th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
Thank you *bounces*
bugeyedmonsterbugeyedmonster on February 7th, 2009 10:15 am (UTC)
yeah, that's way way kinky...

(^_^)/
BEM