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19 August 2009 @ 04:20 pm
Supernatural/Preacher Crack Ficlet  
So I was sort of discussing the possibility of a film of Preacher with jolinar_rosha who described it as a unicorn (there was a whole thing, it made sense) which had me thinking of Dean Winchester’s line about unicorns with rainbows coming out of their… well, you know the one. Anyway, for some reason, my cracky little brain spouted forth a ficlet, and here it is.

WARNINGS: Spoilers for Supernatural up to the end of S4, and for Preacher if you’ve never read it. Also, there is a single use of the ‘f’ word, which is kind of obligatory if you’re writing Jesse Custer.

The Birds and the Hell-beasts

Dean and Sam stared at Jesse and then at Castiel before looking back to Jesse again. The preacher had told them a strange tale, which even they might not have believed if Castiel hadn’t confirmed it to be true. But that wasn’t the reason that they were both so shocked.

“Ew, well that image is gonna be seared into my brain forever more,” Dean said with a look of utter revulsion on his face.

“Tell me about it,” Jesse replied and shuddered.

Sam looked puzzled about something and actually raised his hand to ask a question, causing Dean to snigger.

“Dude, this isn’t Sunday School,” he said. Sam looked at his hand and yanked it down quickly before asking Jesse,

“But…um…how did an angel and a demon even…?”

“Yeah, I thought angels were like Ken dolls in that department,” Dean said in agreement and looked pointedly at Cas with one eyebrow raised in question.

“I cannot be held responsible for your assumptions, Dean,” the angel responded.

“Trust me, these two did the dirty. I saw it in 3D Technicolor glory,” Jesse said and shuddered again. “And the result is living in my head.”

“Dude,” Dean said sympathetically.

“So,” Sam asked, getting back to business. “Are you going to help us stop the apocalypse?”

“Of course I will. But you sure as fuck don’t want to be messing with the Saint of Killers.”
bugeyedmonsterbugeyedmonster on August 19th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
I haven't read the Preacher comic in a few years.... But I do remember lots of violence, cussin' and I think I remember the incident of demon-angel sex.

Or was that the Constantine comic?

jolinar_rosha: wraith smiling playfuljolinar_rosha on August 20th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC)
ahahahahahaha! love it! oh no now you've got me thinking how those three would interact together... makes for some very weird - and funny - mental images.

oh no. I just thought of Dean encountering Cassidy. I don't know for which one to feel sorry for - Cassidy, for the obvious butt-kicking he would get; or Dean, for, well, being subjected to the utter insianity that is Cassidy.

and let's not forget Tulip... :-P